Self-checkouts Prints

"Why is this asking for a tip? Who am I tipping, myself?"

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

Self-Checkout.

"Unexpected item in bagging area."

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

'Sir, wait! You can't go yet! The register hasn't finished spitting out all your valuable coupons.'

"How much do you think I should I tip myself?"

DIY helpdesk.

Not in the mood for human interaction line

"Yo! Check it out"

"We're checking ourselves out after making our own salads and grinding our own coffee...they should be paying us!"

Hell for cashiers.

At The Skinny Customer Restaurant

Complaints department

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

Courteous Self-Service.

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'

Express till 'Ten over priced items or less'

'I can never find the barcode on these things.'

The Checkout Girl

"I'm so proud! I successfully navigated the self-checkout lane with all these fruits and vegetables."

All our pumps are self service, pay at the pump. I'm just here to provide a patina of customer care.

Big Huge Market. Featuring 38 Checkout Lanes and 2 Cashiers.

Self Check-out

Heaven Self-Checkout

"Please scan you items..."

Self Checkout

'You're right, dear, these self check out lanes really are fast, especially if you don't scan anything.'

'I'll just take those three pairs for myself - I only came in to buy a pair of laces for my husband...'

Supermarket self-service checkout stress.

"Unexpected stupidity in bagging area."