"Why is this asking for a tip? Who am I tipping, myself?"
Self-checkout Skeptic Prints
Decorate their home or office with prints that humorously highlight the self-checkout skepticism. Stylish, professional designs that spark a smile and conversations.
Self-Checkout.
Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...
Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'
"Unexpected item in bagging area."
'I was told there would be no un-dressing.'
"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"
Financial Christmas
"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."
End Of Consumer Confidence Sale
Not in the mood for human interaction line
Coming soon: The Garden of Eden Shopping Center.
Hell for cashiers.
"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."
'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'
"I can't find anything on line. I'm going to the mall."
"We're checking ourselves out after making our own salads and grinding our own coffee...they should be paying us!"
'Unexpected item in bagging area.'
'No Wallmart...No Target...No mall...How can you call this paradise?'
'It was the last time Colin would buy anything on the internet.'
'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'
Supermarket - 'Buy One, Get 5kg Of Packaging Free'
Delivery slots unavailable
'I broke up with him: It turns out he'd bought his 'Best in Show' ribbons on the internet...'
Express till 'Ten over priced items or less'
It was the last time Colin would buy anything on the internet.
Marks And Spencer Financial Services - " I came in here to buy socks not stocks."
'Is everything made in China these days?'
Lots of people helping out with the self-service machine.
"Which website did you find this hotel on?"
"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"
"Oh great! It's the Coupocalypse."
'A second opinion? All right, but I charge double for that.'
"For the last bloody time, I won't forget the honey!"
"I'm so proud! I successfully navigated the self-checkout lane with all these fruits and vegetables."
Self-checkout Skeptic Prints Collection
Self-checkout Skeptic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that humorously celebrate the self-checkout skeptic. Perfect for coffee or tea lovers who enjoy a laugh.
Self-checkout Skeptic Pillows
Add some humor to their home with pillows that feature the self-checkout skeptic’s vibe. Fun decor for any space.
Self-checkout Skeptic T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirt designs for the self-checkout skeptic. Make a statement with comfortable, clever apparel.