Self-care Explorer Mugs

"Always had difficulty expressing my anger. Even before the botox injections."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Self help acupuncture

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Work/Life Balance

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Spa

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Bad fake tan day.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Bad hair day!

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Surfing the daily stress

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"Try thinking about something else."

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"You left your demons here last week."

Pampered and poodled.