Self-care Advocates T-Shirts

'You have to realise that as a potato you are a very complex carbohydrate.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Sheep In Curlers

Depression and Anxiety

"It's such a nice day!"

"Hair spray"

Dumpy McComforts

Safe Tanning Salon.

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Self help acupuncture

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Work/Life Balance

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Spa

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Bad fake tan day.

Surfing the daily stress

Bad hair day!

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"Try thinking about something else."

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles