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"I feel we're making progress."

'It's called hipposuction.'

"Don't disturb mum, she's recharging."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"...and it was at this point that I started taking better care of myself."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"You've been a big help. I finally feel like I have my head on straight."

"You're over reacting. Everyone gets a gray hair."

'It hasn't been bothering me. Of course, I don't have to look at it.'

'Tell Harley to use hot packs on his back, and if that doesn't work, try cold packs.'

'Dr Franz? Where can I find more of these support hose?'

"Wanda, I INSIST you stop referring to yourself as damaged goods!"

'So, how did the collagen treatment go, Dear?'

'For your high blood pressure, I prescribe exercise and weight loss. For your stress I prescribe exercise and weight loss. For your headaches, I prescribe exercise and weight loss.'

Suddenly Maude regretted getting botox.

'A harmless mole - but keep an eye on it.'

CHEER UP!

"Just Breathe, and think to yourself, 'what does my heart truly desire?'"

'I've found black to be a very slimming color.'

"I'm sorry we don't restore antiques."

"With what's been going on it's natural to feel depressed, riddled with anxiety about the future, unsure of how long one can carry on taking the pressure..."

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches

Breast Height Chart

Leopard with Spot Remover - "Why can't you be happy the way you are?"

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. It's print out says 'I Quit!'.

"It's always nice to fit some self-care into my busy schedule."

'Mom's Spa'

'Hydrotherapy and a massage... now THAT'S what I call a great spa!'

This won't fix everything.

"Well, for starters, I'd like to thank me."

Watch out for number one.

"I've always said make-up sex is the best!"

"Excuse Brian, but he's started to lose his hair."

Self-esteem room

"We have to consider your 'new normal' considering the increase in mind numbing drugs."