Self-build Enthusiast Prints

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Building Blocks.

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

Your Home Remodel Team

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Building a company.

'Handyman's Special'

Fixing the TV.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

Wallpapering with Nails

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

"They've got insulation to die for!"

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

House Painter gets stuck to the ceiling.

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'