Self-build Enthusiast Pillows

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

A DIY disaster.

'Now what?'

Building Blocks.

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Your Home Remodel Team

'Handyman's Special'

Building a company.

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Fixing the TV.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Meow Power Demolition team.

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

Wallpapering with Nails

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

"They've got insulation to die for!"

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

'If the GPC built office blocks!'