If golfers were honest with themselves.
Self-aware Athlete Prints
Motivate and amuse with prints that showcase the playful side of sports. Ideal for gym, office, or home, these art pieces highlight their self-awareness with clever designs and bold statements.
'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'
"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."
That party went well.
'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'
When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.
"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."
"Look, it's my word balloon."
"Uptight End"
"Is this who I am?"
"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."
"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."
'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'
Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.
" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."
"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."
'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'
Always remember...you're the best you in the world.
"Maybe I'm not the best choice to ask if your silly wife cartoons are funny!"
"God help us, it's that guy."
"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."
As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.
'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'
So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...
Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.
"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to
'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'
"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"
Motorway of the Self
How are you feeling, Al? I couldn't be happier, Dr. Kapuchnik. Gee, that's great. No, I mean I wanted to be happier, but I couldn't.
"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."
'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.' 'There goes my political career!'
"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"
"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"
'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'
Self-aware Athlete Prints Collection
Self-aware Athlete Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for self-aware athletes—great for energizing mornings or as a humorous desk accessory.
Self-aware Athlete Pillows
Decorate their sports space with pillows that blend comfort and humor. Explore designs that celebrate self-awareness and athletic pride.
Self-aware Athlete T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for the sporty, self-aware individual in your life—fun, witty, and perfect for any active occasion.