Self-awareness Advocate Prints

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol, triglycerides, and ego are all too high.'

'Mooobs'

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

That party went well.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"Is this who I am?"

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.

"God help us, it's that guy."

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.' 'There goes my political career!'

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

How are you feeling, Al? I couldn't be happier, Dr. Kapuchnik. Gee, that's great. No, I mean I wanted to be happier, but I couldn't.

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Motorway of the Self

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"