Self-assessment Prints

'I'm an honest person but when I take an online survey, I'm a big liar.'

Are you a Questionnaire Addict?

"Sigh...Iconoclastic, but not an icon."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

"And my approval rating is sixty-two."

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

"I've been using the latest home tech and apps to monitor my health....And after feeding the results into some online medical sites I discovered I was dead!"

"So tell me - what makes you think you're a 'monster'?"

"Stock photo, right?"

Cartoon Panel Discussion

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

"Well, Mr. Trouble, it's likely your low self esteem is linked to your given name."

"Therapy is wonderful. Finally to have someone who pays attention to my self esteem issues."

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

"-But APART from 38" 22" 36" what else do you want to be, Cynthia?"

"There you go, self-mythologizing your childhood again!"

'I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid!'

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'

"I am a person of value."

Personality Test - No Result

"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I'm worried that I might be dead."

'Ms. Collins, order me a dozen roses asap. And make sure I say something flattering to myself in the card.'

My Rug Hell

'I'm feeling GREAT but I'm worried that might just be a SYMPTOM!'