'The directions were easy to understand...until you got past step 2.'
Self-assembly T-Shirts
Let them wear their self-assembly pride with a witty t-shirt that celebrates the joys (and woes) of building things themselves. Fun, relatable, and always ready for the next project.
The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.
"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."
I cut my own hair — using a drone.
Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.
"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."
'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'
'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'
The Real American Dream
Self-employed.
Darn you, you stupid hammer!
"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."
"You want self-motivation? Look! I have my own carrot and stick!"
'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'
Two men creating themselves with a pencil and paintbrush.
Self-Assembly Bookcase
"Relax. They come in pieces."
"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."
Home Business - Starting Out.
Employee of the Month: One of the perks of self-employment
"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."
'I decided on a home based business after my car was repossessed.'
"Unexpected item in bagging area."
"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"
"No, it's great. I'm just saying 'The Gospel of St. Luke' is an ambitious title for a first-time self-publisher."
Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.
'Sorry darling: I'm a great ape, I can use primitive tools, but this is too difficult for me...'
"Right now I'm his apostle, but my dream is to someday be my own Messiah."
'Your resume says that you were self employed and then you were fired?'
"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."
"Couldn't stand working for the man, so I started my own business. Now I just can't stand working."
"Hey - we could do with another light bulb. . !"
"I'm sorry. Now that everyone's home reading, watching movies, educating themselves, and reflecting on the meaning of life, there's just no money for the arts."
Harold's problem is that he puts his pants on two legs at a time.
"Dear Helen, Freelance works remains lucrative, but stressful."
Self-assembly T-Shirts Collection
Self-assembly Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating self-assembly hobbies—perfect for brightening their mornings as they plan their next project.
Self-assembly Pillows
Comfort meets humor with our self-assembly themed pillows—great for adding personality to their craft corner or relaxing space.
Self-assembly Prints
Discover inspiring and funny prints that highlight the joys of self-assembly—make their workspace uniquely theirs with a touch of creativity.