Self-assembly Warrior Mugs

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

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Woman looking into a mirror

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

Decapitated coffee.

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

Shakespeare in the clink

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

Burn out

'It's a good building contract legally, but your jargon's weak.'

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

'You're too aggressive.'

Good poetry & Winning teams

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

A well-dressed panhandler holds a sign that reads "Will argue for food".

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