Self-acceptance Seekers T-Shirts

'I'm scared that there's a fat woman outside of me trying to get in.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Look, it's my word balloon."

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

Planned service changes

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

Ego Increasing School

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Congratulations!

"I left this company to pursue a cause greater than myself. I'm returning because I couldn't find one."

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

Steve found himself on his travels.

Reflection (with bubbles)

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

Me when by BDD shows up

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

Motorway of the Self

TV-Mirror.

'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.' 'There goes my political career!'

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"I've never really felt comfortable in my comfort zone."

'It wasn't just my own country -- I was without honor everywhere until I found Southern California!'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'