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'I'm scared that there's a fat woman outside of me trying to get in.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

Planned service changes

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Ego Increasing School

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

Reflection (with bubbles)

Steve found himself on his travels.

"I left this company to pursue a cause greater than myself. I'm returning because I couldn't find one."

Congratulations!

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

Me when by BDD shows up

'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.' 'There goes my political career!'

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

Motorway of the Self

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

TV-Mirror.

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"I've never really felt comfortable in my comfort zone."

'It wasn't just my own country -- I was without honor everywhere until I found Southern California!'

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

'I finally got in touch with my true inner self, and he's as bad as I am.'