Seismic Specialist Mugs

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Felix Mendelssohn

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Office Park

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Mrs. Richter's Scale.

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

Waiting staff

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

"This cozy area between the smog and the sea is quite livable."

"Should't we have a better backup system in case our monitoring equipment goes down than a bowl of jello?"

Dept. of Seismology. The foundation is fully funding my San Andreas research! They're generous to a fault!

Workmen Lifting.

"Here it is - 'Surviving an Earthquake'..."

Fissure waxing - Department of Seismology.

"An earthquake cracked the building in half. I'd have it fixed, but it's keeping the staff from constantly going to the break room."

10/03/17 14:03

'You only caught one?'

'With experience, you'll be able to identify, from a long way away, the subtle sound of a can opener...'

"Ok, one finger means fastball, two fingers means curve, three fingers means changeup...and quite often I'll flash you the middle finger, because I've always hated your guts!"

Earthquake Research Society. The meeting's over already? Yep --- it was called to order at 8:00 and adjourned at 8:02 by a motion from the floor.

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Tear Along this Line.

When geologists argue.

'It's always a little dicey using tectonic plates.'

'...the quake was an aftershock to the latest shift in the prime rate.'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"He's very concerned about the rise of the oceans."

'When it started sputtering I called a seismologist.'

Entering California/Entering San Andreas Fault.

Global Warning