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'Later that day Sally was told that the earthquake measured 6.8 on the Richter scale.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Painting clouds

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Bee flying to another flower.

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I love an exchange of views, walk in with yours and leave with mine."

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Keeping busy?"

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

"Would you like flies with that order?"

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Too big to fail

Later the stilts would go to Bobo's head, and he would begin demanding obedience from the 'little people.'

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"You may be the CEO, but I control the thermostat in your office."

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

A large ape clutching a tiny man.