Segway Aficionados Mugs

Drive Through

"My guess it's guacamole."

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Subway Thrillers

Doubledecker bus stop

Beware of Everything

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

'I didn't know there was an official seesawing outfit.'

Sawrd Fighting

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Metaphors.

'They had a lot more authority on horses, don't you think? It's hard to take them seriously on those things.'

"Gone for a P."

The Bus Stop.

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

Octo-Bus.

No Junk Mail

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

Strolling Violin

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

I'd Rather Be Unicycling.

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

Global Public Relations - doorbell reads, press to impress.

''Animals' Party', it was supposed to say 'Join the Animals' Party'!'

Multiple exits.

'Stop, thief!'

"Re-routing again."

Street prophet with notice board - The World Ends at Midnight - Have a Nice Day

'Don't worry, Jerry, we have a car. I mean, what animal could keep up with a car?'

'...The hidden charges...mind the hidden charges...stand clear...'

Make the Neighborhood Great Again - Pick Up Your Poop! - Clean Yards Matter!

Rat's Tube Map - Left endright end.