Segway Adventurer Gifts

Strolling Violin

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

Down on Bourbon Street...

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Run from the hills!

"It's marzipan pigs."

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

Mountain escalator.

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

"The beginning of another urban legend."

"You were supposed to stay in Vegas."

Couple using dogs to pull their camper van.

Viva Las Vegas.

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

'They had a lot more authority on horses, don't you think? It's hard to take them seriously on those things.'

'Closed.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

'That flight is totally booked, but for $100 I can arrange for you to ride in the lavatory.'

'Sorry, dear. After three hours into the trip, it suddenly occurred to me that I forgot you. I'll come back to pick you up.'

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

'Nice RV!'