Seeking Partnership Gifts

As our CEO-in-Chief has demonstrated, it's good for a businessman to surround himself with children who'll cover for … I mean, help him. I've tried adopting a baby, but the agency grew suspicious just because I asked for the type least likely to sell out its parent. Unfortunately, I can't just clone myself. I need an actual mate if I want to produce accomplices ... I mean "off-spring." Your job, minion, is to craft a date-a-dude.com profile for me that'll recruit ... I mean "attract" a suitable

Lesbian civil partnership.

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Honey! We're home!"

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"And this is my life support system."

"You like taking long walks in the rain? My dogs will love you!"

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

Frank and Ernest Venture Capital. We need seed money.

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

Home Business - Business Cards.

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

'I don't want your wallet. I want venture capital.'

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

'I'm just looking for a committed relationship. I'm sick of all the games.'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

'This sounds good. Sensitive, professional male, 30-35, enjoys long slithers along the beach...'

'A limited partnership? It means you can't sue or skim.'

Agreeing to Disagree Mediators...Open.

"We need a brownfield site."

"A handshake and a high five - I can't see this merger working."

'What are your thoughts on forming a limited company ?'

Leap of Faith

'My idea is to beg you to give me some money.'

A princess looking for frogs

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

You can't spell wife without WE. You can't spell husband without US.