Seeking Partnership Gifts

Lesbian civil partnership.

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Honey! We're home!"

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"And this is my life support system."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"You like taking long walks in the rain? My dogs will love you!"

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

Home Business - Business Cards.

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

'I don't want your wallet. I want venture capital.'

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

Agreeing to Disagree Mediators...Open.

'This sounds good. Sensitive, professional male, 30-35, enjoys long slithers along the beach...'

'A limited partnership? It means you can't sue or skim.'

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

'I'm just looking for a committed relationship. I'm sick of all the games.'

"We need a brownfield site."

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

"A handshake and a high five - I can't see this merger working."

'What are your thoughts on forming a limited company ?'

Leap of Faith

'My idea is to beg you to give me some money.'

A princess looking for frogs

Girl praying for love

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'