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"Are we sexually compatible? Well, we both get headaches at the same time..."

'And he's always accusing me of flirting with every man I meet.'

"What do you mean I never take you anywhere? We're here, aren't we?"

'You don't understand the concept, sir - You have to find yourself a wife first.'

Marriage counselor: 'It's not cheating when I get a second opinion after she calls me a lousy lover!'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

Try Mediation

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"...until death do you a favor."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

'Great Therapy!'

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

Incompatible.

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"We don't talk anymore."

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."