Seeking Help For Addiction Pillows

Alcoholics Anonymous - Hard Knocks

'...Now will you admit you have a drink-problem?!'

'OK, so, where were we? Oh right - I'm looking for someone to fill in for me while I'm in rehab.'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Emotional Support Pest

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

'My work-lifestyle balance is shot, I'm either working or I'm dead!'

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

'Dinner in tumble dryer - gone to see therapist!'

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

'You can't keep rescuing him. If he really wants help, book him an appointment.'

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

'What's the point of suffering from depression if nobody notices?'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

"I'm used to him finishing my sentences, but now he starts them, too."

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

'I just feel so used all the time.'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

GPs should provide 'forest bathing' on the NHS says charity.

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

Opioid Epidemic

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."