Seeker Of Fun Predictions Pillows

"What will I look like in the future?"

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

A Creature WAS Stirring

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

Bunny Hop Hug

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

Vikings to the Super bowl.

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.

Santa reads book: The Joy of Sacks.

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

There's always one idiot at the staff Christmas party who goes too far. If you work for yourself, that would be you.

Economics as Rocket Science

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'