Seeker Of Enlightenment Prints

'And how many are living in this dwelling-enlightened or otherwise?'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Living up here is the best I can afford -- I'm still paying alimony from three past lives!'

"I feel I've been put in my place by the universe."

'Maybe if we put an ad on Craig's List....'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

My God, I need to fart.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

"Showoff"

Guru.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"All the celebrities come here."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.'

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

'Order one with anchovies -- I've never seen a fish!'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'