Seek 'n Hider T-Shirts

"Olly Olly oxen free!"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Sunbathers.

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

The Sun Bather

Get a life

"Didn't we come here for the sun?"

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

Kid's Driving You Crazy?

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

"You're almost there, but as things stand I'm afraid I can't process your invisibility patent."

Spying

'I know you're at home, Oog -- I can see your feet!'

"Why are you playing hide-and-seek in the stove!?! Don't shush me! This is my stove!"

Tired Farmer resting under shade tree.

"Well, don't just stand there looking precancerous."

Sunbloc 1000

"His forces are massing here, but still no word on where Waldo himself is."

Have you seen me?

"I don't know my numbers yet, but I do know the alphabet. So when I get to 'J' I'll come looking for you."

'What's the difference between Cream Amber Sunset and Pale Golden Butterscotch? Umm...the name?'