Seeing A Wonder Of The World Pillows

'Big deal! I've already seen this on TV!'

"What a sad species humans are!"

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

I Heart Juggling

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

Moon Souvenirs

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

'It's Johnny Taylor's snowsuit, but I don't think he's in there.'

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

'....How many babies are you going to have, mommy?"

Butterfly catcher about to get in to trouble with a giant butterfly

Weigh station

'The batteries must be dead.'

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

Walking in a winter wonderland

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

The Great Wall of France

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

'How could I have a girl in every port? I haven't been in every port.'

'Mom, I gotta go to the statue!'

'It's sad to think the world is down to just 12 countries.'

Globes

Man notice that his wife resembles an easter island statues

Sign on small geyser next to Old Faithful says 'Ye fountain of little faith'.

"Are you getting crow's feet?"

"Things are really heating up between us. We need to break up."