Seeing A Wonder Of The World Pillows

'Big deal! I've already seen this on TV!'

Easter Island Shades...

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"What a sad species humans are!"

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

I Heart Juggling

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

'It's Johnny Taylor's snowsuit, but I don't think he's in there.'

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

Moon Souvenirs

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

A cowboy uses a noose for a clothesline.

'....How many babies are you going to have, mommy?"

Butterfly catcher about to get in to trouble with a giant butterfly

Weigh station

'The batteries must be dead.'

Museum. Charles Darwin Exhibit. H.M.S. Beagle. So, Darwin said for a species to survive it has to change into something else --- Doesn't that defeat the purpose?

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

Walking in a winter wonderland

What can I get you today? I'll have a latte and

The Great Wall of France

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

'How could I have a girl in every port? I haven't been in every port.'

'It's sad to think the world is down to just 12 countries.'

'Mom, I gotta go to the statue!'

Flower Mums.

Globes

Man notice that his wife resembles an easter island statues

"Things are really heating up between us. We need to break up."

"Are you getting crow's feet?"