Seedling Savior Pillows

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Doing the borders.

Insect extinction

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

Gardener

'Isn't nature wonderful? All those sycamore seeds fluttering over our garden - and every last one of them fertile.'

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

"It's funny...back when I first signed up to 'Adopt an Endangered Manatee', I thought they just wanted me to send money. Instead, little Julia came along and changed my life forever."

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

"Will they ever realize that global warming is real?"

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

Fight against theft of endangered species

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?"

You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

Were you aware, minion, that bees are dying off by the millions all over North America? No. Studies show it was caused by a certain type of pesticide that was introduced in the 1990s. A pesticide that nobody can prove was concocted by a young man in my - I mean, his - basement. Anyone who thought ahead and stocked an underground cavern with 50 tons of honey is going to clean up. Hypothetically speaking, of course. Very bad man.

Garden Shop: Growin' and Rarin' to Grow

Dead House Plant

'Okay if I keep the core? I want to plant the seeds.'

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest...

IUCN Pronouns

"Good evening, Mr. Bisley - do you remember years ago, the lion-cub you sponsored...?"

Save forest

"That may be, but if you-know-who loses his protected status we're all out on our butts."

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

'So many potential customers... unfortunately, they're not credit-worthy.'

"I can still tell that your ice caps are melting."

No-Kill Ambitions.

Pollution causes species extinction.

Where The Bees Are