Seed Catalog Specialist Pillows

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

Bird Torture.

bird interprets modern art

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Arctic Hothouse

Dreams of Spring...

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'

Avoid Constant Borrowing

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

Library has a palindrome book section organized palindromically.

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

'Pssst...hey, buddy, I got the good stuff for all your urban farming needs!'

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

Dreaming of Spring (Onslaught of the garden catalogs).

"Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely on him."

'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'

Farmers' Market

"You've got to try some of this heirloom watermelon. It's full of seeds."

'Good news. They're looking at seed catalogues.'

Man filling bird feeder is being watched by birds.

"Oh, how thoughtful! You brought the Sears catalog with you!"

"And here is our man for all seasonings."

'Good grief. What did you put in the bird feeder?'

"Has anyone ever mentioned……" "Yes."

"Carrots? Carrots!!!! Harold! I hate carrots!!"