Sedentary Lifestyle Humorist Mugs

"We have a new exercise routine. I moved the refrigerator to the basement and the TV to the attic."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Health

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?'

"it's just... we're too lazy to have any of our own."

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

Late Bloomers

"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!"

'I can't take much more of the happiness treadmill.'

'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'

"I wanted crisps but this assessed my body mass index and gave me an apple ..."

'Don't be tempted, Mrs. Root, just mail those apple fritters right here to me!'

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

Use it or lose it.

'American, idle.'

'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'

"Yes, dear, we're caught in a cycle...but you can hardly call it a vicious cycle."

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

"A lifetime of illicit substance abuse, chain-smoking, excessive alcohol consumption and eating nothing but crap . . . and you have the nerve to tell me I'm dying of 'natural causes!'"

"I thought we agreed no midnight snacks?"

'How many calories do you burn by downloading apps?'

'Sure I eat three desserts but each trip I put only one dessert on my plate. That way I walk off the calories.'

"He's busy cross-training. He's drinking with his left hand."