Security Questioner Mugs

Surveillance Protester

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

"And you need to know this why?"

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Ostrich Curoisities

Nuclear Security Summit

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"Safe FDIC insured, guaranteed 2.65% APY...check out our new Emotional Support CDs."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

"What's the new manager going to do? Bite your head off."

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

"To prove I'm human, and not a spam bot, this site wants me to solve the mystery of the universe. Why couldn't they just ask if fire is hot or cold?"

'I don't need your love. I need a 401 (k) and health insurance.'

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

Trying to hold on to the question.

'Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back on eBay.'

Questioning

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

'That's our quilt edged investments sorted.'

Life's Directions

Frequently Asked Questions

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'