Sectarian Satire Lover Pillows

My belief is better than yours!

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

The Modern Damocles -

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

ENNUI...(smiley face).

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

"I can check again, but Mr. Saunders usually insists on the full wait."

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

Art Vandalism

Keister Island.

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

Nicolas Maduro

"For me it's all about the craft of acting."

'Just so you know, leaning on a rake and looking at the sky is not 'yard work', and thus may not be entered into your 'I do so help around the house' defense.'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

'Never to be seen again!"

Reference: Who's Who/Who Cares

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

Analysts have said the US and Russia are closer to nuclear war than ever. The outcome of the election tomorrow will probably determine whether we live in mediocrity … or whether we suffer a nuclear apocalypse in which a crafty café owner, who's squirreled away scones and ammunition in a vast network of underground bunkers, could rise to become feudal warlord of a brand new world. So ... who are you voting for again? The person I've been preparing ever since 2nd grade to vote for.