Secret Whisperer Mugs

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Computer help.

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"Now all we need is a good script."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Duplass Brothers

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

Caterpillar Paranoia

"I have grave news."

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'