Secret Swinger Admirer Pillows

Rex Turgid, Secret Swinger

Golfing Bishop.

"He gets easily abstracted."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

'Will you be my Valentine?'

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

Company Ink.

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

"Great-now everybody at work is going to know."

Private Jet

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Someone carries a torch for you!

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

"Welcome to our private banking group."

Catching each other's gaze.

Discreet Shipping

Let the good times roll.

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"

"Wow! A secret admirer!"

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

Listen up, Mort Park. I'm going to reveal a major secret for your news radio show. Do tell. First, you've to promise you won't reveal who I am. I need to be protected. And if I refuse? I wont tell you who whisper whisper whisper … Oh, now that is naughty! To be continued …

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

An employee of a school for spies, reads a top secret document as the photo/ painting of the schools founder peeks over his shoulder.

"I'm a superhero for the benefit of mankind. It's my day job in a call centre that pays the bills."

I wish I'd never bought them that swing!

Plug sends hearts to the socket it's near.