Secret Message Sender Prints

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

Barks in code.

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

I can't smile without you...

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

Post early for Christmas 2010.

'Can you walk me through this 'snail mail' stuff?'

The Post Office Is... Forever

'Do keep the comments coming, this one is from Will the Miller from Marlow Bottom. . .'

A prediction.

Letter to God

'If they install word recognition software in my texting program, I wouldn't have to know how to spell or read. Ain't technology great?'

'I hate doing Christmas cards!'

'Between us we've got 2000 Facebook friends, but we only know one person well enough to send us a Christmas card.'

Christmas postie!

'Don't forget your p.s.'

Boy stays on grandpa's 'check list.'

'If the Lord knows each time a sparrow falls to earth, it seems like a Minister of the Gospel could at least remember to mail a few Christmas cards.'

I have 1035 Facebook friends. Do I have to send each one a holiday card?

'Mummy said let it drop,there's a good boy..'

'The post is so unreliable - these days I have to slit birthday card envelopes myself so it looks like i put some money in.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, 'Well, that's enough postage, but just barely.'

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

Semaphore Problems

'Oh, it's from my new pen pal on the other island.'

'Okay, this time I've added - "How do you rate this message?" with one to five stars.'

'See, there are thousands of letters, all starting with 'Dear Santa'... Aren't Humans strange?'

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"

"T-E-X-T M-E."

'Airmail.'