Secret Message Decoder Prints

Barks in code.

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

Infographics: the early years.

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"Leave the lights burning when you go home. Pass it on."

'...we were able to hide some rather significant losses.'

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

"Hey, got your message. Just wanted to let you know you spelled 'desperately' wrong."

Russian Missiles Incognito

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

"This is my voice mail."

This guy's spelling was terrible --- Everybody knows it's "eye" before "eagle."

'I've never seen this symbol before. What could it mean?'

"I believe it translates to... have a nice day."

Marooned Optometrist

"I would be bilingual if you were bilingual!"

"This way, the humans get the message."

'It's from the bloke on the other island. It reads; Help. I'm stranded on a desert island.'

Text/Subtext Message

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

"If we could decipher their language we'd have a clue to their intelligence levels."

'Connect insert A, B, and C into slots D, E, and F. Tighten using assembly tool G. What in the H are they talking about?'

Dept of statistics: 'vital...nonessential'.

'This is our conference room modeled after the United Nations so we can understand what our tech support people are saying.'

'I love the message, but the art leaves me cold blooded!'

'His paintings always have a message.'

'Beetles...I heard if you listen to their songs backwards, there are cryptic messages.'

But this doesn't really define me

Dog Typos.