Secret Album Detective Mugs

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

Private Viewing

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

Watergate is just the tip of the iceberg phobia. 'I have here secret government documents that describe the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand.'

Files of Doom

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

music store

"Greatest Band?"

"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."

"I can't understand how it got lost - I haven't filed it yet"

'I'm sorry sir. I'm afraid you can't see the menu. It's top secret.'

Woman going through files being grabbed by weird creature in X Files.

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

'I have here secret government documents that describe the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand.'

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

Man marks documents as 'Illegal', 'Sweet Spot' and 'Legal'.

"There's a loophole in there somewhere, Haskins. Pretends it's truffle."

"He died from eyestrain...read every prospectus they ever sent him."

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

Violin Pipe

"Worst opening act ever. Did you know what a vuvuzela is?" "What?"

"He'd been drunk,he'd been walking past the zoo...there had been something else, but damn he couldn't remember."

Flea Market

Deep in his heart James the accountant was an artist. Sometimes when he was alone in his office, he worked the keyboard like a pianist playing the Goldberg variations.

Bulldozer reshapes hill that produces echoes.

'You suck at identifying sounds!'

'Is that true? - Did you tape over her soap opera?'

"Can you remember who signed this document?"

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