Secret Admirer Of Comedy Prints

Secret conversation.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"His first out-of-body experience."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

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Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Skiing.

Intelligent people laugh too!

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Moses' Tablet

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."