Cynical Comedy Admirer Prints

'I encourage dissent. That way I can get rid of anyone who doesn't agree with me.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Moses' Tablet

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

65 Million Years Ago

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Falstaff

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Cat Burglar

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

Hamlet

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Storm in a magic lamp.

Cheating Death.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'