Cynical Comedy Admirer Prints

'I encourage dissent. That way I can get rid of anyone who doesn't agree with me.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Moses' Tablet

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

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"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

65 Million Years Ago

Cat Burglar

Falstaff

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Hamlet

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Cheating Death.

Storm in a magic lamp.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'Mother?'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.