Secondhand Smoker Chuckler Pillows

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

World of Cow.

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"The cookies are always stale."

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

'It's bad news I'm afraid,we're asprins'

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?

'Does the suicide clause apply if he eats himself to death?'

"I keep getting into a flap."

"Someone should tell her...her breath will smell bad after this."

'Let's put it this way, part of you was offside!'

Yoga - moooooooo.

"He thinks you're playing fetch."

101 uses of a dead cat: pipe tamper.

Thank God for the misfits and dregs of society!

'Seems like we're all too old, unfit, overweight...'

Merry Christmas

"You call it 'Wordle?' Do you think it will catch on?"

"Sad, isn't it? And he won't admit he has a problem."

'Your dog's paper trained too, huh?'

'Not only do you need to quit smoking, but you need to quit doing it like THAT!' a guy is drawing off of cigarrette through his nostril.

Father Parrot: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

"Blimey, who'd have thought that at this level of play a contestant would stoop to an illegal false belly."

"They say the mortality rates could be as high as 3%..Better buy more toilet rolls!"

Couch - Soft, squishy and voluminous organism whose unusual mode of reproduction involves locating itself near a television set and secreting a skin-absorbed retrovirus containing couch-genes.

"Is it true, cows have four stomachs?"

Break Area: Smoking and Chocolate.

'Talk about tough — he uses Surgeon-General's warning labels to roll his own.'

Man emphasizing that he has quit

Clancy: Women and Horse-Racing