Second Date T-Shirts

"I can't go out with you again. There just isn't any chemistry between us."

Second dates are trickier. They ask the same questions as on the first date, looking for inconsistencies.

May I see you again sometime?

'You said you like girls with interesting minds, so I got a peekaboo hat!'

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Life is for the birds.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Romance

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

So Close..

"You do like octopus?"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Speed Dating for Turtles

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Right click for yes...

"You're the lid to my pot."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."