Seasons T-Shirts

The stages of winter

"She's had work."

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

The Last Throes of Summer and Real Life.

'Well, it's common for folks to feel a sense of doom in the fall. The shorter days, falling leaves, dank weather can all trigger a case of the blues.'

Spring fever clinic

Seemed like winter would never end.

'Don't worry. We'll fit into these things by spring.'

'Happens every Autumn. I find a girl I like and she ends up falling for some other guy.'

'Here is my absence note. I had Spring fever.'

You got it wrong again. It's spring ahead, fall back.

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

Months on a calendar are against their relation to August.

"Are you sure this isn't covered by our home insurance policy?"

God's Seasonings

September Song.

'I'm looking forward to Spring: I'm sick and tired of hay, I want fresh grass!'

"Yeah, yeah, maybe it's cyclical but I don't feel any better."

70 degrees in Spring / 70 degrees in Fall

'Hey buddy, what happened to your hair?'

How to Tell Spring is Here.

"Where did summer go?"

Final Liquidation Sale

The groundhog, unable to see his shadow, goes in for a cataract operation.

'You're early!...'

Parting is such sweet sorrow...

"I Preferred Season 3."

Parting is such sweet sorrow

Last leaf of autumn.

'Looks like someone forgot British Summer Time started today.'

The seasons.

"Sure - you could move to Florida - but, then, you wouldn't have the wonderful change of seasons.."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"I love your new look."

Mom! Of course I know it's spring outside! Look at all the allergy commericals!