Seasonal Worker Sympathizers Mugs

Unemployment Office

'Who's the new guy?'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

The Reindeer Strike

Wildcats Strike.

'We'd like to show you our appreciation of your many years of dedicated service to this company...But first we need to know what your name is and what it is you do around here!'

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

'I'm glad that's over! After the last six weeks in the store, I'm never gonna have any kids!'

"No man should have to work on Christmas every year!"

"If any of you guys out there have lost your jobs, need some help and are struggling to cope, call me. I can't do anything, but it makes me feel better about my own shitty life."

In the off season I do temp work.

"You only work 1 day a year. You can't call in sick!"

Santa advertising for Elvis.

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

People at airport look at information board showing strike action and union membership cancelled.

Food production

"Sorry! There's been some mistake. It's elves we're looking for!...Elves!"

Help Wanted

"Apologies, monsieur, frogs legs are off the menu."

'It's the only line of work I know. I'm a sidewalk Santa Claus during the holiday season.'

I hope we don't settle until after the hockey finals.

'It always makes me melancholy when the robins start migrating south.'

"Of course, it doesn't pay as much as during the season."

Please give! My Northpole Fund...Thank you!

"See you next year guys. . . That's the bastard gig economy for you!"

"It's not easy in the gig economy. My buddy and I only have decent jobs once a whole year."

'We're unable to bring you the special report on the coalminers' strike because of the cameraman's strike.'