Seasonal Transition Rebel T-Shirts

"Summer is over, Richard, so deal with it and start raking!"

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

Spring/Summer/Winter

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

Now we wait for the snow.

Spring time!

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

Closed for winter. Reopens March 21st.

Autumn

They call me the Groundhog of Love. Romantically speaking, I can bring you an early spring. But if you see my shadow, you can expect six weeks of stalking.

"And so it begins!"

Bear hibernating with seasonal alarm-clock next to bed.

"His upper body knows it's winter. His legs are in denial."

Neighbors tossing leaves over fence.

Hello October

"Summer may be ending, but thankfully wine is year round."

The Headless Horseman in May.

Autumn

'It's March, we're Mad Hares - and Larry is acting a little too normal if you ask me.'

The time has come to bury my dear, sweet friend. Pardon? You have been a great companion and a trusted protector, but the end is nigh. Put my sunscreen into the trash. Hello wool guardian. For some, the change to winter can be dramatic.

Ingenuity

Terror Strikes A Leaf Funeral

April And May

"I can't deal with this right now."

The Fall Collection

'Gee, it's great to be back! I can't wait to go downtown and find a clean car!'