Seasonal Transition Aware T-Shirts

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Snow flake

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

The First Day of Fall.

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

The Month of August

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Fall in the Greek Temple

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

It's officially spring

Lion in Winter

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

Unsuitable clothing.

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

Autumn Dog

'It occurs every fall, sir.'

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

Spring/Summer/Winter

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

"I envy you."