Seasonal Tidying Enthusiast T-Shirts

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Ironing day.

Fall on a desert island

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

People of the Fall

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"Hello job security."

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Spring cleaning.

Decluttering. . .

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

Super glue hoovering

The Movers - Decluttering

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

4 seasons globe

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

'Oh look, Harold! It's the first Robin of spring!'

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."