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"Jim loves the snow, Mum, it's the only time the garden looks as tidy as next doors..."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Raptures

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Ironing day.

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Ecology

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.