Seasonal Studies T-Shirts

'What's an OFF season?'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

A guide to seasons in the North East

Fall on a desert island

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Easter Egg Delivery

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Anton's Bar and Grill

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

People of the Fall

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"During the off-season, I thought I'd moonlight as the easter bunny."

4 seasons globe

'First snowdrop.'

"It's his favorite time of year."

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

The corner that Spring's around

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

God's Kitchen

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."