Seasonal Story Enthusiast Prints

'That tree was green and leafy 'til Mom put it on the freezer.'

'Where was the TSA?'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Audio Books

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Jacques et Jille

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Fall on a desert island

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"We started losing money right around the time we decided to just lazily remake old movies with the race or gender of the main character switched from the original." "We're burning through cash and we urgently need to course correct and try something different." "So we're going to make fresh stories with new and interesting characters?" "What?" "No."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Men discussing a book on a chat show

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

People of the Fall

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

"... and your great great grand father lost the race but the it was discovered the tortoise was on stéroids."

"It's post-gingerbread."

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

Meet the pop-up author.

Proceedings of the club