Seasonal Story Enthusiast Prints

'That tree was green and leafy 'til Mom put it on the freezer.'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

'Where was the TSA?'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Audio Books

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

Jacques et Jille

Fall on a desert island

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

"We started losing money right around the time we decided to just lazily remake old movies with the race or gender of the main character switched from the original." "We're burning through cash and we urgently need to course correct and try something different." "So we're going to make fresh stories with new and interesting characters?" "What?" "No."

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

Men discussing a book on a chat show

People of the Fall

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

Proceedings of the club

Meet the pop-up author.

'And there is where you put the batteries.'

Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i

"It's post-gingerbread."

"... and your great great grand father lost the race but the it was discovered the tortoise was on stéroids."