Seasonal Stargazer Gifts

May your Christmas be out of this world!

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

The Big Tipper

Fall on a desert island

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Sir Patrick Moore.

Newton's cradle

People of the Fall

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

Johannes Kepler

4 seasons globe

'First snowdrop.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

Alpha Centauri

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

The corner that Spring's around

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

'You're early!...'

"I've seen it all now - Saturday night foodball in July?"

Leaves falling on a desert crawling man.