Seasonal Sprucer-upper T-Shirts

Getting ready for spring

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Baby squirrel & Berries

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Reindeer

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

"Happy thanksgiving!"

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

The new fall content.

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

The Seasonal Styles of Gene

Unsuitable clothing.

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

"OK...now they've gone too far! We're barely out of Halloween!"

Hey, Ernie, you're trying on costumes for the Halloween party! No, I'm finding clothes for my job at the store. I need to fit in the Christmas Decorations there. They've been up for weeks. It's too soon! I don't like decorations going up so early! Cupid's another way I could dress for work. The Valentine's Day decorations are going up right now!

Holiday Overkill.

'That's not what I meant when I asked you to carve it.'

December to January.

Rudolph's Washing Line

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

"You're looking very autumnal."

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

Clearing Away Christmas

New for Fall