Seasonal Sounds Fan T-Shirts

"Hear that? First lawnmower of spring!"

Ode to a Grill

Sunbathing in the park

"Anything but milk and cookies."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

Waking Up With Rooster.

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Christmas Dwarves

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

September Song.

'LOL!'

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

"I know when they are sleeping, I know when they're awake..."

'Good news, folks - no attack today!'

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

'Thanks for the onesie!'

Kringle: The Decca Years

'Don't ask me why, but they always look tastier on the other side of the screen!'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

Daylight Saving

"Garlic, garlic, garlic."

Drummers

Winter & Spring

Getting a great ear of corn makes me wish that summer would never end!

Christmas Birds on the Branch

"...'Will feed a family of 4 to 6.' What the heck does that mean?"

"I was not consulted."

'Sunflowers are great: I can lie here all day long and be sure I'll have full sun-exposure...'

Singing Father Christmases.