Seasonal Relocation T-Shirts

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?

Snow flake

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Easter Egg Delivery

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

The First Day of Fall.

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

The Month of August

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

Fall in the Greek Temple

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

It's officially spring

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Lion in Winter

Unsuitable clothing.

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

'It occurs every fall, sir.'

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'